As seen nowhere
PreSpill
Give your shirt a head start.
The white dress shirt with the coffee stain already on it.
One email when it's ready.
See it in action
Fresh white shirt. Big meeting. And a lid that was never really on.
Introducing PreSpill. Give your shirt a head start.
Each stain is placed by an engineer, right where ten thousand commutes say you'd have spilled anyway.
The Lunch Add-On mails you a marinara dot. The trousers come with the lap pre-spilled. Socks come pre-lost. We send one.
We tried to spill on PreSpill. Coffee can tell a shirt is taken.
What’s in the box
- Stain placement
- Based on 10,000 commutes
- Applied by
- An engineer
- Shirt
- White dress shirt, included
- Washing
- May cause clean
- Socks
- 1
The range
The Lunch Add-On
Mails you a marinara dot. Arrives the week you wear white.
PreSpill Trousers
The lap comes pre-spilled.
PreSpill Socks
Socks come pre-lost. We send one.
What people are saying
“I spill on purpose now. We play catch.”
Wendell O. · married in it Saturday
PreSpill. As Seen Nowhere. You were going to anyway.
One email when it's ready.
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Fine print
Every stain is pre-applied by an engineer. Placement based on 10,000 commutes. Stain may vary. Stain will not leave. Do not wash. Washing may cause clean. Do not blot. Do not compliment. Further spills returned to cup. Stain has seen your other shirts. Lunch Add-On dot ships separately and arrives the week you wear white. Pairs with the Smart Fork. Trousers lap pre-spilled. Socks sold in ones. The other sock is not lost. It has moved on.